Right, I'm trusting you lot have gathered in the docking bays by now, so listen up! There is a green dial in the upper left-hand portion of the combat machine's console. Turn it so the little arrow is pointing at you instead of away and you'll have yourself a nice and shiny laser knife instead of a laser blaster ( Read more... )

[he winces as his headache continues to plague him, but despite that, Menaeus actually has a smile on his face. how odd!]

Attention my lovely crew! [and yes, he does mean those on the Hawking too] It appears that I may have underestimated you. A little bit. Those were some very clever plans I heard being batted around, but the safest plan ( Read more... )

-- how the bloody hell am I even-- stupid, useless models--

Right. There we go. [Ahem. Listen everyone, because someone new and important-looking is right up in your faces and through your Spheres. His uniform is decorated, meaning he's someone of high rank.]I don't need to tell anyone to get moving and start cleaning up, do I? You're all doing a ( Read more... )